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Catastrophic Maintenance
Catastrophic.
The word conjures up all kinds of nasty images, doesn't
it? This section of the site describes those things
that most people really, really don't want to do to their
boats. Bad things. Expensive
things! These are the worst of the worst when it
comes to boat maintenance!

Blister
Repair
Many
fiberglass boats suffer from "blisters."
These are pockets of water that seep between the layers of
fiberglass and cause separation of these layers.
When the layers separate, they form bumps along the
surface or "blisters," as they're called in boat
yards.
Not
all blister repairs belong under the "Catastrophic
Maintenance" heading. Candide has a couple of
blisters where the doghouse connects to the deck.
I've had an expert look at them, and his advice was to
leave them alone, unless I felt that they were affecting
the aesthetics of the boat. He told me to keep an
eye on them, and if they get much larger, to call him
back. If he were to fix them now, they'd cost about
$400 - $500 each to repair. Keep in mind, this price
would be for a relatively small blister repair!
Let's
talk about those blisters' big brothers. The ones
that are sometimes a foot long and can ruin fiberglass a
half-inch or more below the surface. These are the
ones that you have to really be concerned about.
Generally, these large blisters will be found below the
boat's waterline. You'll notice them when the boat
is hauled out for a bottom job.
Also
troublesome are hundreds of smaller blisters on the bottom
of your vessel. You might notice dozens of small raised bumps on the otherwise smooth
bottom of you boat. If they're particularly bad, the
yard workers will respectively place their hats over
their hearts as they inform you, "She has
blisters..." The workers may even tear up a
bit. Because if those blisters are particularly bad,
it's going to cost you a LOT of money to have them
repaired, should you elect to do so.
If you
only have a few major blisters, the repair job might not
be too bad. It's possible that the yard will be able
to grind them out (literally use a grinding machine to
remove the offending fiberglass), fill in the holes, and
repaint the bottom. Not a huge deal.
But if
there are hundreds of them (and, yes, I've seen boats with
literally hundreds of blisters), they may have to strip
off all of the gelcoat below the waterline, remove the
moisture that permeates the fiberglass (either by letting
the boat dry out of the water for a month or two, or using
special heat pads attached to vacuum equipment), sand the
heck out of the bottom, and then re-apply the gelcoat
along with water-proof epoxy.
It's not uncommon for these jobs to cost $15 - $20 thousand
dollars! Your boat could also be out of the water
for months (literally months) while the work is being
done...which will make living aboard difficult, to say the
least. Now, that's what I mean by
"catastrophic!"
When
Candide was hauled out for a bottom job in November 2002,
a neighbor who happens to be a professional boat surveyor
noticed blistering on the bottom. "You might
want to start thinking about having those repaired,"
he told me. Well, I respect my friend but I'm not so
sure if I'm going to start worrying about them yet.
Like many things about a boat, everybody has an opinion on
what to do about blistering.
One
course of thought is to repair the blisters. It's
expensive, time-consuming, and expensive. Did I
mention expensive? There's no guarantee that the
blisters won't re-emerge in a short period of time after
the repairs have been made. Don't believe me?
Try to get a yardmaster to put in writing that once he
strips off your gelcoat, sucks out the water, makes the
repairs, and charges you tens of thousands of dollars, that
the blisters will never re-appear. Heck, see if he's
willing to guarantee the job for five years. One
year, even! If you can find such a yardmaster, drop
me a note...I'll definitely post his contact information
on this site! Personally, I don't think you'll find
such an offer.
Based
on a relatively poor track record of folks who've had
major blister repairs in the past, I've chosen to follow a
second line of thought...to ignore them! I can sense
it right now. Some readers are firing up MS Outlook so
that they can send me an e-mail telling me what a fool I
am. That's OK...I welcome all messages concerning
this site. But this is a decision I've made.
The fiberglass towards the keel is nearly 2" thick
aboard Candide. I find it hard to believe that
within my lifetime, the blister monster is going to find
its way through this thick hull. It is true that the
blisters may effect the performance of the boat a little
as she glides through the water. Personally, I can
live with that. Besides, I've never heard of a boat
sinking due to blisters below the waterline! It just
doesn't happen!
Basically,
I've decided that the blisters are Candide's next owner's
problem. I'm sure that he or she will be able to
negotiate down my asking price because some surveyor will
proclaim, "She has blisters..."
Avoiding
the Problem - Blister repair is a huge expense for any
boat owner. If you're of the opinion that blisters
can lead to catastrophic maintenance, then my suggestion
is to not buy a boat that has blisters. When you
have the vessel surveyed, your surveyor will let you know
about blisters that he finds. If he says there's a
lot of them, and you're concerned about them, find another
vessel. Or at least negotiate $15,000 - $20,000 off
the asking price of the boat. If the owner's
desperate, this tactic may work. Most likely, he'll
just laugh in your face! If you're of the opinion
that blisters aren't such a big deal, buy the boat.
Chances are, the blisters will never cause a serious
problem for you.
Consequences
of Laziness - As I mentioned earlier, I've never heard
of a boat going to the bottom because of hull blistering
under the waterline. If you ignore blisters, they
may worsen. If you have them repaired, there's a
good chance they'll re-appear. I'm not convinced
that there's a huge down-side to simply ignoring blisters
on your boat. I'm sure that some of my readers will
disagree. Others will agree completely.
Believe what you will about this topic!

Engine
Replacement
The
photographs below show two types of engines commonly found
on sailboats. The first is an "outboard"
engine that my best friend Jonathan Duffett has aboard his
boat, "Shadow." As you can see from the
picture, it's a fairly large piece of equipment, but
replacing it would by no means constitute a
"catastrophic" event in Jon's life. Oh,
sure, it might be expensive to buy a new engine...but
it would be easy to do from a physical
standpoint. I mean, come on! I've helped Jon
completely remove his engine for repairs, loaded it into
his car, and helped him put it back when it was
returned!
Now,
contrast that with the other picture. It shows the
Yanmar 3QM 33-horse power engine embedded in
Candide. That sucker weighs some 900 pounds!
Personally, I think they installed the engine first and
built the interior of the boat around her! There is
no way that two guys are going to spend 20 minutes
together to get it removed and thrown into the back of a
car. To remove this engine would require a
tremendous amount of effort and skill.

Fortunately,
my engine is running fine. I attribute this to
religious maintenance on my part. That engine gets
oiled, filtered, cleaned, and serviced several times a
year! I'm hoping that as long as I take good care of
it, it will take good care of me. I do this because
I fear the day when it will have to be taken out and
replaced!
I have
known other people who had to replace engines on boats
similar to Candide. They all have their individual
horrors to tell, but I've noticed a few things they seem
to have in common, including:
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Difficulties
in removing the old engine. As you can see
from Candide's photo, her engine is embedded under the
galley sink. Without hiring a master carpenter,
there's no way that I can take apart a good section of
the galley to get to the engine. Fortunately,
the area forward of the engine is a removable section
of the salon settee. This entire section simply
slides out of the way...it can even be taken off the
boat! Somebody planned ahead! The next
task would be to remove the large table in the middle
of the salon. It's bolted to the floor, but
could be removed fairly easily. Now, the entire
cabin soul (which I spent 2 weeks sanding and
varnishing to a high gloss finish) would have to be
covered with carpeting and plywood. The
transmission would have to be separated from the
engine block, and then the block would have to be
physically lifted onto the floor of the salon.
The butterfly hatch above the salon would have to be
removed, which would make a hole large enough to lift
the engine block out. I could then attach a
pretty substantial rig to the boom (which is directly
over the hatch), and hoist the engine to the
deck. Finally, we could hire a crane to lift the
engine off the deck and lower it to the ground (yep,
the boat would have to be out of the water to take the
engine out). As you can see, this whole process
will require a lot of effort. Hopefully, I'll
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Paying
for a new engine. The latest Yanmar engine
that would be suitable for replacing the old one costs
about $8,500. Shipping isn't cheap, either
(figure another $500 or so). It may be possible
to have the old engine rebuilt, but that's still an
expensive proposition (estimates have ranged from
$4,000 - $5,000 to rebuild my Yanmar), and the engine
still has to be completely removed from the
boat. Personally, I would rather spend the extra
money and buy a brand-new engine complete with
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Troubles
installing the new engine. Murphy's Law (and
Murphy surely had to be a sailor) certainly applies to
installing a new engine on your boat. The new
engine is not going to fit easily in the spot
where the old one fit just fine for years. The
mounts for the old engine will most likely have to be
re-worked or even replaced to accommodate the new
block. The wiring for the old engine probably
won't be sufficient for the new one, and there's a 50%
chance that the fuel injection lines for the old
engine will be on the wrong side of the boat!
The process of installing the new engine, from what
I've heard, is even more painful than taking the old
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Avoiding
the Problem - Your surveyor should spend a LOT of time
with the engine before you buy the boat. He'll use
all kinds of equipment to check RPM's, heat dissipation,
electrical systems, etc. Ask him if the engine is in
good shape. If it's not, well, be aware that you
most likely face a HUGE bill to have it replaced or
overhauled. If you're emotionally attached to the
boat, a bad engine can be leveraged at the bargaining
table with the current owners.
Consequences
of Laziness - If your engine is shot, your boat will
be less maneuverable than she had been (especially if you
live on a power boat).
2005 Update! I had to replace the engine in
Candide! You can read
all about it by clicking here.

Gel
Coat Job
The
gel coat on a boat's hull is a fancy word for
"paint." Now, I know that it's not called
"paint" in the marine industry...it's
"special." It costs a LOT more money that
the pigmented coatings from your local Sherwin-Williams
store. I'm sure that it has a lot of fancy and
expensive elements like gold, frankincense, and myrrh that
are essential within the marine environment and justifies
its high price. Nonetheless, the stuff still comes
in paint cans. Very expensive cans of paint
is what "gel coat" is.
Candide
happens to have a dark green hull. At least, it was
originally dark green. Now, it's more of a milky
green at best. Constant exposure to the sun's UV
rays has, over the years, broken down the brilliant greenness
that once was her hull's color. Now, it's
dull. Faded. Drab. Lackluster, even. It just doesn't look good!
Fortunately,
I have a drinking buddy at the yard who paints hulls for a
living. I had him down one afternoon to look at
Candide's hull in the daylight and give me an estimate for
how much it would cost to bring back that beautiful green
shine with a few coats of new gel coat. He looked at
it for about 30 seconds and announced, "For you,
only $15,000." And this guy is a personal friend!
Perhaps
Bill Gates or a Carnegie are reading my Web site and
they're thinking, "So what's wrong with that?
Seems like a good price!" For me, though,
that's a LOT of fucking money! And it's strictly an
aesthetic problem. So the hull is a little
dull? I can live with that and pocket the $15,000
(which, according to my calculations, will allow me to
cruise for about 14 months). No WAY would I pay that
much for an issue centered on vanity!

But
that's just me. My friend makes a good living by
charging folks even more than $15,000 to paint the hulls
of their boats. I'm aware that the vast majority of
this expense is spent on labor. You see, Candide is
designed to look like the hull is made from wood (she is,
after all, a "traditional" boat). In
reality, her hull is fiberglass all the way. The
designers, though, inserted something called "lapstreaks"
within the hull. The official definition of the word
is "made with boards whose edges lap one over
another." The builders wanted my boat to look
like she was made from wood. So, they formed the
fiberglass on the hull to look like it was made by Vikings
using primitive technology. I can't count the number
of folks who have asked me, "That's a wooden hull,
right?" Illusion achieved. The problem is
that there are grooves between each board whose
"edges lap one over another." These
grooves have to be sanded to bare fiberglass by hand
because it's simply not practical to use tools to dig out
the old gel coat. Hence, the exorbitant
price.
At
least in this country! I've done my homework, and
found a very reputable marina in Mexico that can do the
work for about $3,000. Pay an American to sand out
your grooves and spend a fortune. Pay a Mexican to do
the same job, and the price drops dramatically. I
figure that when I'm ready to sail into the sunset, I'll
have about $5,000 ear-marked to re-paint my hull.
But the work will be done my Mexicans. Hey!
I'm outsourcing...just like Ford, Nike, and Jordache!
Consequences
of Laziness - If you let your gel coat go dull, you'll
constantly be pestered by yard workers who make a living
by painting boat hulls. "Your boat would look
brand-new if you'll let me paint it," they'll say.
That may be true, but having a dull hull doesn't affect
anything except maybe the resell price of the vessel.

Replacing Teak Decks
Teak
decks are not only beautiful to look at, but they provide
excellent traction for your feet when they're wet. On
Candide's deck, every place where a sailor's foot might go
is covered with thick planks of teak. Holding those
planks in place are screws...thousands and thousands of
screws. Some of those screws have penetrated the
fiberglass topside a bit too far and allowed water to leak
into the cabin.
Aboard
Candide, leaks caused by the plank screws hasn't caused
serious problems (well, there was that leak around the light
fixture described in Painful Maintenance, but I don't
consider this to be a serious problem). Serious is
when twenty or thirty screws all around the deck are
allowing water to seep through the fiberglass. Serious
is when the boat owner has to use every available pot, pan,
cup, and bowl to catch rainwater throughout the boat during
downpours.
A
neighbor of mine had such a problem aboard his boat.
He could have paid about $20,000 or so to have the teak
replaced, but he opted instead for a more cost-effective
solution. He simply ripped up the old teak planks,
sucked out the moisture with special heat pads attached to
powerful vacuum cleaners, filled in the space with
fiberglass, and then applied gel coat mixed with sand (for
added traction). He did the labor himself, and the
whole job only cost about $1,000.

In my
years of living aboard, I've never known anyone to actually
replace their teak decks. Instead, most people tend to
simply remove the teak altogether and replace it with
fiberglass and gel coat. This is certainly a cheaper
option than buying a truckload of new teak, having it cut
and fitted, and then attached to the deck with thousands and
thousands of new screws (although there are alternatives to
screws...like using epoxy to hold down the planks).
Most
people's attitude seems to be that teak decks are beautiful
to look at, but they require a lot of maintenance.
This is true. I'm always scrubbing the decks,
replacing missing bungs, and repairing planks that are split
or warped. For all their trouble, the majority of
owners will simply remove their teak decks and replace them
with fiberglass and gel coat should the teak ever get to the
point when it needs replacing.
Should
your teak decks happen to need replacing and you're in
cruising around Thailand, you can have new teak installed
for a song. A friend of mine bought his boat in
Thailand and knew that the teak decks would have to be
replaced. He was expecting it to cost an arm and a
leg. He was pleasantly surprised when the estimate
came back at $750. Being in a country where haggling
is an art form, he was eventually able to talk them into
doing the job for $650! Here in the States, that kind
of money might buy you a teak ship's wheel, but it ain't
going to pay for new decking!
Consequences of Laziness - If your teak decks are
allowing water to enter your cabin when it rains, your boat
will start to rot. This can cause very serious damage
down below! 
Please
drop me a line at:
robert@sleepingwithoars.com
©
2007 by Robert Doty
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When
Candide was hauled out for a bottom job in November 2002,
a neighbor who happens to be a professional boat surveyor
noticed blistering on the bottom. "You might
want to start thinking about having those repaired,"
he told me. Well, I respect my friend but I'm not so
sure if I'm going to start worrying about them yet.
Like many things about a boat, everybody has an opinion on
what to do about blistering.
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"Arghh!
She survived the worst storms Neptune could
muster! Rammed twice by whales, and attacked
once by a giant squid! Ran hard up on rocks in Gibraltar!
Alas, mateys, it was a blister on me hull that sent
her to Davey Jones' Locker! Arghh!"
-This quote was
never uttered by a salty seaman because boats don't
sink due to blistering.
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