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Hurricanes

In August and September of 2004, Florida was hit by four hurricanes; Charley, Frances, Ivan, and Jeanne.  The worst of these, Hurricane Ivan, landed too far west to cause any damage to northeast Florida, where I keep Candide.  The other three, however, certainly made liveaboard life interesting for a few weeks. 

I had several invitations to stay with friends and family during these storms, but I decided to stay on board.  Some people thought I was brave, some said I was crazy, and yet others thought that I was just plain foolish.  You can make up your own mind after reading these pages.

Preparing for the Storm(s)

According to a Monty Python skit, "Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition! [Its] chief weapon is surprise!"  While this may have been true of religion and political movements during the 15th century, it is decidedly NOT true about hurricanes during the modern age.  Nobody in Florida was taken by surprise during any of these storms.  It was impossible to escape the warnings about these storms.  Radio, television, and print media were all abuzz about each of the impending storms.  People started boarding up their houses, which caused plywood to be in short demand everywhere in the state.  Grocery stores were being depleted of bottled water, flashlight batteries, and candles.  Electric generators were disappearing from hardware stores much faster than they could be replaced.  People everywhere talked about the coming storms.  Mothers (including mine) called their grown children to make sure they'd stocked up on the essentials.  All this was happening several days before the first storm (Charley) was to hit Florida.  So, it was no surprise when Charley finally did make landfall. 

I had been out of town on business until the day before Hurricane Charley made landfall in Florida.  This didn't give me much time to prepare the boat, but fortunately I have good dock-mates who did a few things for me while I was away.  By the time I had returned to Candide, they had already removed the sail covers, dodger (kind of like a boat's "windshield" made from clear plastic and canvas; it keeps the sea spray off the folks in the cockpit), and bimini (which is a cover for the cockpit).  That mean that I could spend a few hours before the storm doing things like filling the onboard water tanks and buying food.

Fortunately, Charley didn't do much damage to our area.  We enjoyed a three week break before the next hurricane, Frances, was to arrive.  This gave me time to truly prepare Candide for a hurricane.  As the picture below shows, everything was removed from the deck.  The dinghy (which normally rests on top of the butterfly hatch in the center of the deck) was put in the marina dinghy rack behind the bathhouses.  All three sails were taken off and stored below in the aft cabin.  Both booms were removed and stored behind the marina bathhouse.  Candide's wind generator was taken down and stored below deck.  The dodger and bimini frames were lashed down. 

Perhaps the most important thing to consider in preparing for a major storm is how the boat will be kept away from the dock.  If the boat comes into contact with any part of the dock during a major storm, there is a very good chance of damage to both the boat and the dock.  Ideally, the boat would be tied with dock lines so that it would stay in the dead center of the slip during a storm.  Unfortunately, with high winds and large waves battering the boat, the dock lines will stretch and the boat will move around considerably in the slip. 

During the first storm, I had put out four extra dock lines to reinforce the six that Candide normally uses.  Four of these chaffed through during Charley as they rubbed on various metal through-hull fittings.  Before Frances arrived, I paid a visit to the city fire station to ask if they had any extra fire hose I could have.  After explaining why I needed it, they were more than happy to fill the back of my car with eight hoses that they had planned on throwing away! 

Fire hose is wonderful anti-chaffing gear for ropes.  After all, its designed to protect the rubber

 

The deal included four functional tubes and a total of eight torpedoes.  Now, I'm not exactly sure what type of torpedoes these things are, but it all sounded very good when they were explaining my purchase to me in the German language (which I don't speak).  Regardless of my comprehension, the necessary armament steps are quite straight-forward:

bulletStep 1: Arm the torpedo.  There's a small switch on the torpedo that needs to be turned "on" so that it becomes armed.
bulletStep 2: Load the torpedo tube.  Using good ol' block and tackle, the armed torpedo is man-handled into the launch tube.
bulletStep 3: Turn a bunch of valves.  Oh, my God!  You wouldn't believe how many friggin' valves have to be opened in order to open the torpedo hatches and flood the tubes! 
bulletStep 4: Aim and fire.  OK, this is a bit problematic because the system I bought was designed to work with a periscope.  Unfortunately, I couldn't afford the periscope system as offered by the East Germans.  So, instead, I point the bow of Candide into the general direction of the enemy  and fire as necessary until the bastard has been sunk.  Not very scientific, but I've made two successful kills recently using the method (mind you, one of those was one of those annoying "Sea-Doo" personal water craft, but that should still count).

About those torpedoes...they're nothing to sneeze at.  In fact, each of them is over 18' long and weigh about 2 tons.  The "screws" (that would be "propellers" for the lesser of us) are a testament to the slave-labor, bronze-forging artisans employed/coerced by the Nazis at the time.

I mean, come on!  Look at them!  They're practically works of art!

So, anyway, that 420' cargo ship that was demanding that I should change course?  Well, it took two shots but I sunk the bastard (the first shot went astray and allegedly hit a Disney Cruise Ship...but I'll let the lawyers sort all that out later).  The point is that that 420' container ship learned her place!  Just because a boat is small and under sail doesn't mean she's not heavily armed!

Anyway, there's a fairly new 420' artificial reef off the coast of St. Augustine (Florida) if you'd like to check it out.   

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